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helloo...helloo..hello...everyone...test..test..test...alip ba ta..hahha...helloo...kembali lgi kite dlm rancgan btol ke bohong...hhha..puuiihh...ok sblm 2...sblm  ak lpe ...eh2...jap2....woi baok...cbe ko amk tisu...pastu ko lap mke ko...pehh...klo pech telur mesti mask la siiolll...ke ko slah pakai bedak nie..adduhh..brp kli ak nk pesan nie...jgn pakai mnyk msk buat bedak...bdak dgn mnyk msk x sme la gillee...now see....kn dah berminyk...wehhoo..hahha...dah2....*buat mke comel...buat mke comel sikit*...


2 diaa...ank pak mail dgn ank ramli..alololo...anak ramli...comel nye...hahha..puuiihh..eh2...yg si baok 2 asl plk senyum mcm 2...ajet2  patung berbie je...peh...x kne siioll...lain la klo sblh baok 2...iyyeehhooo....*pejam mata*.....


eh2....asl ko buat mke mcm 2...ke ko jelus x de org nk puji ko nie...boranananan.....pehhh...skli pndng mcm atan 89an siiooll...bile 2 kli pndang mcm baok 40 an plk...gemok siiolll si baok nie...ok ye puan2 serta tuan2 ini la hasil nye mkn prodk kak ton ye...kata penguna"dulu bdn sye kurus serta berbulu..tetapi setelah menguna kn brg kak ton kini sye berrse sgt berkeyakinan tinggi bile bergmbo alah2 candid"....haaaa.....sudah dengo rintihan pengun....ape tunggu lgi....yg mne bdn keping mcm papan 2....lincah2 la telan brng kak ton...di jamin berkesan....weexxxx...peehhh.....nie karangan ke ape siiaall...hahha...





yeeahh...are u sleepng...are sleeping....nananan....trllalalla...trouble...eh....ternyanyi plk...hmboi2...nie mesti suara ak sedp sgt nie...smpai mata si gile nie kuyu la siioll...hhahhaha...dah cop...jgn gelak dlu...haaa...ak rse ak dah dpt bhan lawak...fuuhh...x yah ckp agk nye korg dah nmpk dlu siaakk....mne yg x nmpk 2 rajin2 la zoom kn dlm2 part tulang rusuk die 2....ak x tau la 2 semut ke psir yg terabur...hikhikhikhik...



hahh...ini mmng lawk...hahahha...mke mmng mintk pech siiolll.....eh2...korng semu jgn slh fhm...bkn ak yg pkse baok buat mcm 2...die yg nk buat sgt...ak lyn kn je....peehhh...mata main peranan siakk....awt hodoh no mke hampa...hahhh....woi2..baok..x mo la buat mke mcm 2 lgi...org x puji kiut doh...tpi ak rse org yg gmbo gmbo nie dah pecah kn screen enst dieorg je siioll...hahhah



eh...eh..eh...si bangla nie buat mke cover plk...hahh...serba x kne siioll dunia klo bangla nie buat mek cover2...mmng x kn jdi pnye...sbb klo mke dh bngla...mne bole tuka kpop mattt...hhha...sabo ea...sabo tau...laaaa


aiikk...makin dikata...mkin seronok mke die...imposble...hahahha.....ok...di sini sye hendk membuat 1 penyatan....iye...iye...tlg la jgn puji sye lgi...ape kiut???hahh...x dela...tpi 2 sllu org puji..dah2...kang baok terbko plk bile org puji sye je...dh2...x mo2..ckp sye kiut lgi....


nmpk x...nmpk x...hahha...nmpk x ape yg ak nmpk...mcm x cye je siioolll....mke keriangan koooo.....mcm knk2 x cukup tali pust,,,.eh2...mkin org puji ak...ske plk si baok nie..wehhaakk...ini bru shbat slme nye...x de perasaan iri hti  bile org puji kwn die...wehhoo...nannnnn.......ke...si gile nie x perasan lgi bile org puji ak nie...ke die dibuai mmpi lgi...woi2...woii..woi...bangla...wakeup la...


puuuihhh....kn ak dah agk dh...si gile nie mesti x perasan tdi bile org puji ak...see...skg die dah terse dah....peehh...woi gilleee.jgn la buat mke mcm 2....seram siiakkk..mcm mayat india x suci doh..hahha....aduuhh...woi...ko dengo x nie...layn la ak...pehh...die bole buat mke toye je...ngajok la 2...*ketwa kecik*


iieeeahhh...korng la nie..kan ak dah ckp...x yah nk puji2 ak.nk puji belakang2 plk 2....iieehh...leceh la....klo nk puji depn2 die x pe..bio die trs bdmod...nti kite bole tgk mke comel die tgh bdmood 2...ehh...comel ke*ketwa smapi tgn ttp mulut*...geli sialll..bile ad org puji si baok nie mke kuit je,,,puuiihhh....x pe2...bio ak cri idea nk pujuk si baok nie...baok...baok...ko jgn la ngajok lgi....x pe2...nti bio ak upah org srh puji ko plk ea kt alam mya nie...baokkk...ko dengo x??



ehhh....adduuhh...see....ak ckp pon die x nk lyn l siioolll...siap nyanyi2 bgai nie..ini mesti kes layn perasaan nie....aduuhh..ssh btol nk pujuk org yg berbaok tebal+selerak = bangla...hhhhhah....duuhhh....mcm mne nie...hbs klo si gile nie ngajok...ak nk ckp dgn spe je...alahhh....haaa...x pe2...otk ak kn cerdik...ayok...pikir..pikir...


hoi..hoi.hoi..baok..tebal kn bibir ak(trpkse rendah kn dri)*muncng kn bibir*...uurrmmm....eh2.....tpi setebal2 bibir ak...tebal lgi bibir ko kn..pehh...mattt..bibir ko setebal kamus dwibhsa kot...mne org semua bole lawn siioll..trmsk ak..hahhh....alamak...nie mcm dah terkutuk si gile nie je...bkn ke niat ak nk pujuk die tdi...adduusss....x pe...hai baok...sihat????


eaa....si gile nie dah senyum...hey...tpi nie semyum kambng la siioolll......laaaa...woi gile...udh2 la 2...hahahh...x yh la nk ngjok lgi...mey ea...kite snaping gmbo dgn bruno...mesti ko ske kn...bruno gmbo die cntik..bole edit2 wehihihi....kn..kn...ko kn ske...ape???pakai nikon...laa...bkn ke hri 2 ko ckp nikon gmbo buat ko nmpk hodoh....kn..ko yg ckp kn...x pe2...kli nie ak izin kn ko guna bruno.....yeeaahh...tgk2...die dah senym balik...wehhooo....

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1  ...2  ....3   ....chil la beb...senyum sikit...klit....aikk...asl mke ko mcm 2 gilee..iieeeeeehh...ko ingt senang ke ape nk snap pic pakai bruno,...dah la gmbo die cntik plk 2...asl ko buat mke mcm 2..dah mcm bangla dah...iieehh...*emosi plk ak*..hahahha....aduhh...pnjng btol cite nie..hheheh....dah2 la 2...x yah nk ngajok2 lgi....dah ea...


puuiihh...nyanyi solo2 je ssiiaakkk....asik je nyanyi...klo suara 2 merdu x pe la jgk siiooll...nie suara mcm katak mti je..hahha....woi gile.....hbs spe nk lyn ak nie ha gillee....woi..woi...woiiii...ko dengo x??????eehh...die buat x layn je*ttp telingga*.....dah la mke mcm bangla....


peehhh..ini lawak la siiaalll..trs x nk pndng ak dohh..puuiihh..woi...woi..bangla..woi...woi..ko dengo x nie...pndng la snie...klo ko mrh lme2 nti mke ko dah lari doh nk jdi bangla sejti...kang baik2 da dpt mke mcm bangla kang bertuko plk mcm tambi x laku...ko  nk ke...



yeeekkk....tau ko takot...trs pngng ak kooo...hahha....errr????kne cri idea nk pujuk si bangla...mcm mne ek...jap2...eh2...woi gileee...x yah la nk ngintai2 nk snap pic jgk..puuiihh....haaa....ak tau mcm mne nk pujk si gile nie..wehhaakkk....


eh...pelan2..pelan...x de spe nk mintk ko....setelah 5 buan buat perbncgan PIBG dgn rukun tetngga...weexx.....taddaaa....kasi die mkn taik ...hehhe...fresh lgi kooo...terbaik dri ladng....mesti si gile nie ske....dah la nie fvrite die...hehexx...main hemtam je....woi2...tgk mke si gile 2...hehe...agk2 dah ok ke blm ek...arr...ak rse mcm dah je..korg rse....


yaakkk...blm la siioll...penyapu btol la gile nie...ngajk mcm ak nie tikam bini die je si midah 2....pdhal sbb org puji ak je...puuih..hahha*perasan diri kjep*


ok2...wahhh...cntik nye gmbo nie...kabur2 sikit...jdi bole la cerah kn mke si gile nie sikit...tgk 2 mke die...kn cerah...mcm pakai fair lovly...hahaha..puiihh...eh2...si gile nie dah senym siiaakk...dan asl mke ak toye plk...uurrmm....



mkn lgi..dan mkn....mkn smbil cri moody tau setan....jgn mkn kosng je...hahha...yeess....mke mcm tgh sernok....yeeaahh...ohh...ooyyeeeaahh...eh2..asl gmbo mlut je...x kn x ok lgi...kn ak dh bg die mkn taik...iieeeee....


eh,,2 mkn ke tido 2..hamboi...mke keriangan ko...mcm knak2 ribena yg x comel je....taddaa...fuuhh...santai..setelah 5 thn ak try nk pujuk si gile nie..finally....hanye kasi die mkn taik je..die dah happy..hahah..puuiihh..woi2 gile ko x yah nk lorat sgt ea bile tcng....hu!!mcm pempuan...ak pon x tcng mcm 2...tpi ak trk sikit la bile tcng..ea...ad ke......mcm x de je...jap2...tok kepastian baok dah ok ke blm..jom2...kite tgk gmbo lgi.....buat mke comell.."buat mke comel....muka comel sikit"...hahha..copy ayt bdk keek jap...weehhooo


tu diiaa....ank pak ramli comel lgi..fuuhhh..hahhaha...woi2 bonggok siioll...asl mke si baok mcm tenok x cukp mkn je...ke 2 mke comel die ek...arrgg...layn...weah2 comel nye si baok nie kn..."puuiihh....sje je nk amk hti die"..hahha....


slluupppyyy......yeeahhh...finally...si gile nie..btol2 dah ok dri serangan cemburu kebutann die..hahha...see2...hamboi...semyum monyet ko...dah la pipi berbaok..pekena plk dgn mke mcm bangla...pehh...mmng kne ko dgn cite ak nie..fuuhh...ak rse thun depan ak nk buat mvie plk la....x pe2...jln cite die bio ak pikir kn nti,...hahahha.... woi2..si gile2 diluo sne yg bce nie...*ea2 branggan je...ad ke org bce*....alkisah..nie cme ceritanah semata2...fuuhh..pent ko meluah kn idea2 ak nie..tlg la gelak ea...fuuhh..hahha...bodo siiaakk...best x jln cite ak nie...woi...best x???hihihi......dah la..buat pent je ak buat...x de org nk gelak pon..k ar..daaahh...*kesat air mata*hahah...


















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